From an e-mail
sent by Scott
on March 13, 2006
response soon to follow below)
If you haven’t
heard it yet on CNN, NBC, or “The Baby Story” on The Learning
Channel, we’re going to have a baby in the next few weeks. Believe
me, this kid is even more highly
anticipated than Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ love child.
Personally, I just hope we like the little squirt, since we have to
live with him for the next 18 years (plus or minus 5 years depending
on if he’s a total deadbeat or the next Doogie Howser).
Just to update
you, the doctor has been a bit concerned about Gabby’s weight gain.
The problem isn’t so much her total poundage, but more that we had
no idea where the extra kilos were coming from. She promises that
she has been eating a healthy diet. When we are together, she is
very conservative with respect to food intake. This mystery had
been boggling my mind. Until yesterday when I stumbled into the
master bathroom and saw this…
The carbs will get
you every time…