Howdy, Jake! Welcome to our
Dateline: March, 28, 2006
11:07 AM Austin, TX
Scott Dannemiller (179 pounds, 73 inches) and Gabby Dannemiller
(pounds*, 64 3/4 inches) are proud to announce the arrival of
Jake Patrick Dannemiller (8 pounds 3 ounces, 19 3/4 inches).
Due to his incredibly large head, and poor sense of direction, (both
inherited from his father), he finally arrived via C-Section after
Gabby labored like an elite athlete for 11 hours.
With a shorter, olive-skinned, Asian
mother, and a tall, galoot-ish, red-headed, fish-belly white father,
Jake had a mere 0.8% chance of being cute. Luckily, the kid
was dealt a good hand. He's a pretty good mix of mom and dad,
weight unavailable... and
don't even think about asking
We know some time has now passed since Jake's big debut. Sorry
it took us so long to update the website, but every single time we
went to post some pics, Jake pooped in his own pants. Pretty
disgusting, we know. Luckily, we have purchased some new
diapers. On the package it says "for newborns 8-14 pounds".
Since each poo only weighs about 8 ounces, we figure this gives us a
good 16-28 days before we have to change him again. Yippee!
Now we got free time comin' out the wazoo! We'll try and get
some stories posted soon.
Jake and Gabby. Note:
his hair was much lighter once we finally bathed him after 8 days.